I’m More Likely To Attend Your Event If You Have Deviled Eggs

People invite people to a lot more events these days, probably because of Facebook, Twitter, and all that. I can maybe manage three things a month, if it’s a good month. Otherwise, it’s unlikely to happen. The likelihood an invitation will make it into those 1-3 increase quite a bit if there will be deviled eggs served.

Seriously, I love deviled eggs. My wife and I almost never make them because they’re a lot of work, and because you can’t really make them in batches small enough that they don’t go bad before I get to the end.

Nobody can eat 50 eggs.

So, if you want me to be sure to come to an event you’re inviting me to, serve deviled eggs. You don’t have to. I likely want to attend regardless, but life is fricking exhausting. I’m just saying I’m more likely to actually get out of my house and get there if deviled eggs will be on hand.

Just ask my family.