Getting A.head

(Why Communist monkeys look so nervous)

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Last week, as usual, I was thumbing through papers, magazines, and internet listings, looking for something silly enough to star in this week’s humor column – an exercise that, given the current state of what passes for “culture” in America, usually takes about 12 seconds. And, as usual, American culture didn’t disappoint. Here’s the headline that grabbed my attention:

HUMAN HEAD TRANSPLANT DELAYED

I hope somebody remembered to tell the reci...