…And Then He Hit Me, Again

(sarcasm karma can leave a mark)

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I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, I bruise easily, so I know fairly quickly when I’ve done something stupid.

The bad news is, I have a boatload of bruises.

Obviously, I’m a slow learner.

Don’t misunderstand. These are not necessarily “contact injury” bruises, though as I get older I do seem to get clumsier by the week. It’s ridiculous. I’ll successfully negotiate the same bathroom light switch I’ve reached for 500 times, an...