Odds Are Benched But Not Monkey Wrenched!

Why would a monkey have a wrench? Would it play with it on a bench? Would you call that monkeying around? Would it be dogging around if it were a wrench carrying hound? I guess you'll need to see that view from a bench at your zoo.

A Bench With A View Odds Are Ever So...True
Betty's on the bench.Not a stinky trench.Unless a bench is by a trench.Then she may be on that bench.
Wow, could get washed away.Straight into a stinky bay.That takes the odds down.Who knew benches could make one drown?
She finds a new bench.Here comes a psycho with a wrench.She stole his bench spot.Wowweee, odds go down a lot.
The bench may break.Toppled over in a lake.Maybe rolled down a hill.Benches really can kill.
Then it could be worse.What's worse than a psycho curse?Could get a splinter in your ass.Benches can have those in mass.
Of course you'd have to have no clothes.Or sucky fabric that falls off when the wind blows.Hmm, odds are low on that.So that ups the odds from the cat.
But she's a peeper.Not in the way of a creeper.At least the cat hopes not.That would drop the odds a lot.
Instead they drop a bit.She thinks the neighbors are a hit.Peeping as they come and go.They may not like that though.
Psycho neighbors take revenge.News at 11 from Stonehenge.Or would that be from Arizona?Heck, it's not from Daytona.
Neighbors have rallied.The odds are tallied.Can see them from a bench.They are even translated to French.
Odds = Highly BenchedBut No Splinters Leaving Butts Clenched
Ever get a splinter in your ass? Now how did that come to pass? The cat may not want to know. Any good benches at your show? Betty will be around still I bet. I'm usually a right pet. Posts may get benched though if her neighbors catch on to her peeping show. Hey, the cat won't tell and raise any hell. I can't say the same for that singing bass. He is more of a blabber mouth than my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.