Odds Are Rosey So Be Nosey!

Can something be rosey when it is not a rose? Or you know, named Rosey by friends or foes. Humans just have a weird way of describing things I guess. Anyway, will the odds be more or less?

mail4rosey The Odds Get Cozy
These odds are easy.May even smell cheesy.She could have such a contest.Isn't cheese the best?
Nah, we think not.A mousey type plot.That cat isn't a mouse.Kick them from our house.
But Rosey contests all.Meaning contests have a ball.May even give you a ball.Hell, she runs them all.
Except maybe R rated.Family friendly is only slated.That saves her from the creepy crew.Odds go up at her zoo.
But those mommy bloggers may not win.Now that is a real sin.They may hold it against her.Death threats may spur.
Hey, mommy bloggers can be mean.Watch out when they lose at her scene.Death by psycho mommy blogger.Be a better ending than becoming a logger.
Get the reference there?Odds are down at her lair.Plus she travels and does reviews.Now that could make the news.
Give a bad review.Uh oh, psycho comes due.The owner is at her door.Bad reviews no more.
She went to the beach.Giant litter box in reach.Oops, there was a mark.She got eaten by a shark.
Odds aren't looking good.She may never post again in her hood.Sharks and psychos galore.Maybe a casket contest should be run at her shore?
Odds = 666Too Many Crazies In The Mix
What was that? The odds were rigged by the cat? Rosey hates 666 coming due? Whoops, I was caught by you. Ever have a review nut come after you? Get eaten by a shark at your zoo? Piss off a mommy blogger yet? Got in your bet? So many questions have come to pass. I'm sure Rosey will still be around to curse my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.