State of the Union, Part Three or, A Brief Clarification of the Crazy

So. STILL WORKING ON THE PLAN to become Un-Befunked. I WILL post it this weekend because I am putting it into FULL THROTTLE MAGIC ACTION on Monday. I am gearing up. I say this to you in with Scarlet post-radish puke vehemence: On MONDAY I begin to fix this crap via SHEER ANIMAL WILL and maybe chutzpah.

Let me say a few thingies to clarify my rushed Part %@!^#)^$)( _. I think the abbreviated version I spewed out after the one I worked on for three days got magically deleted (and here we...