State of the Union, Part *@&!@^#^$_)

That's navy talk for Part 2. Aka "the part I magically deleted."

I worked for three days on that entry…It is hard to write in an entertaining and rollicking fashion about being JUST SO DAMN BORINGLY SAD, but I managed it. That's why it took so long.

And then…I somehow managed to delete it. It is GONE. It was, I am sure overly navel gazey and maybe even over-sharey, so maybe the accidental deletion of an essay I spent THREE HOURS OF MY LIFE I WILL NEVER GET BACK writing was Angelic mercy.

But...