A Number One Is Oddly Spun!

Who will get number one today? Will Hank get it for his display? Maybe Betty will have insomnia and go for the win. Is insomnia ever a win at any bin? Blue may know as he gives copy and paste a go.

Hank Odds In The Bank
Odds of number one.They must be done.The rest is easy to guess.More or less.
No odds on that.Not need to be a broke cat.So those bets are out.Taking bets on #1 about.
Will Hank sneak in,With a 7 am spin?Will Blue copy and paste,Getting in post haste?
Will Betsy get up early?Nah, that would make her squirrely.So odds go up there.Saying What Off will make her glare.
Will blogger crash?Back in a flash.Will I even post?Hmm, guess so at my coast.
Odds are in.Hank may win.Wait, there's a toad.It's in the road.
Hank had to stop.Could be a flop.One the road with a toad.Can't go #1 mode.
But there's the phone.Can enter at the tone.A win times two.#1...#1..came due.
Nah, no double the wager.Blame the pager.Do they even use those anymore?Odds are they don't at many a shore.
Hank's internet may die.Oh me, oh my.The odds are creeping down.Who will have the #1 crown?
Odds = Topped UpLikely To Fill Your Cup
Are your bets in? Who will get the win? Hmm, you probably already know as this is read as a comment has been put to bed. Was number one you? Ever get stuck on the road thanks to a toad at your zoo? Maybe the toad couldn't hop because it had bad gas? Just a thought from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.