A Halloween Nut In An Odd Rut!

That title could be taken all wrong. But so can Donkey Kong. No butt crack or things to mate. Candy Kong must not find him much of a date. Wow, went off there. Back to the odds at my lair.

Theresa's Mixed Nuts Odds Are In Downward Ruts
Halloween Nazi is here.Odds are something to fear.Since the cat outed her,She's scared people right out of their fur.
Hey, some people are furry.So hairy they make eyes blurry.She scared them out of that.Maybe they'll thank her where she's at.
But not everyone else out there.They now know to beware.The Halloween Nazi will scare.She may pull out their hair.
She has spells.Much like wishing wells.Hey, let's pretend they work.To her ego it's a perk.
The town wants her on a stake.Don't worry, the fire is fake.But that could still be had.Odds are lower at her pad.
She has mutts too.She may slip in poo.Landmines galore.Odds are now something of lore.
Was that a dirty look to the cat?Did you just see that she did that?Odds go lower just for the look.Yeah, I control the odds at my nook.
Or at least I pretend.Them I won't amend.So get your bets in.Is she still giving posts a spin?
Oh, and don't forget the honey.She thinks it is sunny.She may cause bees to attack.They may attack by the pack.
Offed by psycho bees.Worse than fleas on knees?Both are pretty pad.The odds are in for her pad.
Odds = Highly LowBetter Than Lowly Low You Know
Don't fear her voodoo. You can make it through. Are you Halloween crazy too? A few months and it shall come due. Ever get attacked by killer bees? I may be wrong on her blog freeze. I think I am wrong on a lot. But the odds are come up with by some statistics robot. The cat can't help how they amass. Now get your bets in to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.