Reading the Fully Instruction

(How to offend an entire planet in 2,500 words or less)
~-~-~-~-~-~

I have a dream. Some day, before I die, I want to meet a few of the hard-working Asian authors who write product manuals for products they then sell to Americans. As English literature goes, those manuals are very entertaining stuff.

(I suppose I could meet the authors after I die, but somehow I don’t think it’d be as much fun. Plus, they might be Buddhists, and we could unknowingly pass each other on the stairs.)

I know you...