Just a friendly rant…

Dear Las Vegas ladies and surrounding global ladies (Earthling Women),

Let us talk about your ‘shorts’. I literally have underwear longer than some of them & my underwear aren’t even traditional granny panties! What the hell, ladies!?! Especially, in Las Vegas! It gets super hot! I doubt I need to draw a picture with words as to what happens to a human’s body in heat. Or do I? Because I totally can and will. Let me just say that you should probably stock up on Monistat. Ugh! You poor things.

Also, I feel that I should be throwing dollars at you, which I feel would be rude if I did, because I don’t carry cash and usually only have my debit card and change on me. Being hit upside the head by dimes and nickels is probably not your favorite thing to have done to you. So on behalf of me, myself, and I, please, buy the other half to your current shorts…and WEAR them! Please & thank you.

 

Happy Reading!

S.E.Isaac

 

**Parents, stop letting your little girls wear these effin’ kinds of shorts. Makes me want to smack the hell out of you!!!!**