Ragnar and Juliet – Lucy Woodhull
Thanks, Lillian, for inviting me to swap blogs with you today. (Sounds sexy, eh? Yup, with romance authors it's non-stop sexy. Except when our cats are yakking on us.)
I'm here to tell you about my new book RAGNAR AND JULIET, a romantic comedy space opera available now from Liquid SilverBooks.
The alluring blurb:
RAGNAR AND JULIET by Lucy Woodhull
Bounty hunting is usually so easy. Flash a little cleavage, mix a roofie cocktail, and Juliet has her man right where she wants him: out cold, ready to be swapped for cash. Her passions are freedom, trashy clothes, and pie — not necessarily in that order.
Hunky alien ship captain Ragnar doesn't deserve torture at the hands of the psychotic king who hired Juliet; he liberated one of William the Nefarious' illegal concubines. Juliet can't ignore such a noble act. She doesn't trust men, but this one, with the kindest smile she's ever seen, picks away at her resolve to stay aloof and clothed. He's just so…nice! Crazy she can deal with; sincerity is terrifying.
Before she gives in to her irrational urge to get a timeshare with him (and his cute tail), they're caught by the bad guys. Ragnar disappears and abandons her to her disgusting captors — so much for togetherness. Perhaps he's not such a saint. Even worse, Nefarious William (who prefers "Bob") has nominated her for Concubine of the Evening. This dubious honor does not thrill her, and only a few hours remain before the king's mind-altering drugs obliterate her free will.
Sexual slavery might not be fatal, but Juliet would rather die. Of course, the third option (run away to a beach and hump Ragnar silly) is the best, if they can live that long.
Here are some key reasons you might want to check out my book:
1. You have a tail fetish. No judgment.
2. You like heroines who shoot the hero. What? He lives. It's only a flesh wound, geez.
3. You enjoy bad guys who wear gold lamé.
4. Julia Quinn has enough money. Buy my book instead!
5. At the end of a long day, do you want to read about very serious things that make your head hurt, or about hot alien sex?
Have a great day, everyone! You can buy the book here: http://www.liquidsilverbooks.com/books/ragnarandjuliet.htm .. And remember — don't take any wooden e-books.
Lucy Woodhull
www.lucywoodhull.com
