The Keyboard Army...

the key to defeating the aliens is at hand...

Brave…on the screen.

Fearless…in a chair.

Unstoppable…with a strong wireless connection.

When there’s something to fight, will your keyboard fingers be ready?


“If there is one thing about the current political climate that pretty much annoys the shit out of me, it’s the people who think that by tapping a few words in a tweet or a Facebook Status, they are somehow a part of ‘the Resistance.’ What a fucking joke. Grab a gun, start a riot, kill some rich people or something, then I might have some respect for you. But don’t you dare believe that you are changing anything because 20 of your best friends liked your damn post about some shit.”

The assembled volunteers were quite dismayed at what was supposed to be a rousing battle speech…Braveheart, this was not. No one would play this one at the old ball yard when the home team needed a rally.

Kyle knew something about that, previously having been in the Mascot business.

“But for this fight…you might be just what’s needed.”