Kindle Version of 'The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack' is FREE for the Next 3 Days!

I noticed a few other folks running sales and promotional giveaways on shark-related thingamabobs in honor of Shark Week, and it occurred to me that I have my own shark-related thingamabob to give away if I so choose.

I so choose. The Kindle version of my first and only novel, The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack, is FREE for the next 3 days (7/26 - 7/28).

Praise for The Hottest Gay Man Ever Killed in a Shark Attack…

“Funniest book of 2016, hands down!” – Danger Slater

“Douglas Hackle is a treasure of the bizarro scene and his first novel deserves to be shelved with classics of the genre, alongside your Mellicks, and your Donihes, and your Pierces, and your Sandses.” – G. Arthur Brown

“This book is the culmination of everything I admire about Hackle's work and thus represents a master work of Bizarro fiction. This is like Hackle's Dark Tower, every awesome quirk of his writing makes an appearance in some shape or form in this book.” – Frank Edler

"Imagine, if you will, that you’re a woman who just enjoyed a one-night stand with a man endowed with a humongous penis, one larger than any you’d ever taken before. Not only was this fella packin’ heavy (let’s say it was 15-inches long and thicker than a beer can), but the dude also knew how to use the damn thing! As a result, for a few months following said amazing encounter, the penises of all subsequent lovers are lost in the cavernous, stretched-out, frictionless, pleasure-ruined void that your sex has become, until you naturally tighten up again. That, my friends, is what reading Hackle’s THE HOTTEST GAY MAN EVER KILLED IN A SHARK ATTACK is like: The book takes you like a BIG OL’ D, so that, at least for a few months after reading it, ALL OTHER BOOKS, regardless of genre, style, critical acclaim, or canonical eminence, seem like clumsily deployed micropenises by comparison." - Arthur Graham

Click on the cover image for the Amazon link.