All this could’ve been avoided if the B&B had been set up on the Island of Misfit Mascots.

51. The Drifter – Richie Tankersley Cusick

Mrs. Baxter could have used a nice visit with the Sexual Harassment Panda from South Park before starting on her business plan. When your daughter says the man you hired as a live-in handyman after he just showed up one day at your door in your new town and has been giving her the creeper eyes and you imply that she should stop asking for it -that makes for a saaaaaad panda. Just a reminder, Mrs. Baxter, you should be glad your daughter told you about it BEFORE anything criminally prosecutable happened.

Mixtape –

1. Sinking with the Sun – The Raveonettes

2. Shallow Water – Electric Citizen

3. She Cried – Rowland S. Howard

4. Wild Charms – The Kills

5. Goodbye Gemini – Blood Ceremony

6. The Deserters – Rachel Zeffira

7. Constellations – Black Mountain

8. Nothin’ – Rowland S. Howard

9. Headed Nowhere – Those Poor Bastards

10. Big Dark Love – Murder By Death

11. Hollow Earth – Zebras

12. Four Teeth – True Widow

13. Black Eyed Dog – Swans

14. Lonely Sunday – Reignwolf

15. Calla – Russian Circles

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Belvedere doesn’t take kindly to age based power imbalances being used to the advantage of walking jean jackets.