Pool Boy!

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I now see why people have a damn pool boy! Forget about all of the hot sweaty sex that people want with their ‘sexy’ pool boy! This sh*t is ridiculous. Today has been such a shitty day. My husband (my sexy pool boy) usually takes care of the outside of the house and I worry about the inside.

Well, he had to leave due to an emergency so I am stuck with inside and outside the house. The inground pool has decided to shit itself while he is gone! I am so effin’ pissed, it isn’t even funny. First, the pool turned cloudy. I shocked it. Pool turned clear. Second, there are two small leaks bubbling up in our side yard. I turned all of the pool valves to ‘Off’ and it’s still doing it. Third, the multi-port valve handle snapped off. Yay! I didn’t even put any pressure on it. A fly could have landed on it and snapped it off. WTF! Screw to the cover are stripped. Cover now in incorrect position. Screws are REALLY stripped and won’t come out. Well, they will, but I don’t have any time to un-f*ck it, right now. I need to cool off. I am dehydrated, drenched in sweat and have a special package arriving in two hours! Once I pick up the package and things settle, I will remove my glove and go in for the kill! “FINISH HIM!” (I’m calling the multi-port a ‘him’ for now)

 

But it better prepare itself, for real, because I’m ready to seriously blow some sh*t up!

 

 

On a happy note, happy reading!