Stephen Hawking Is Going To Kill Us All

I just saw an article that Stephen Hawking believes we only have 100 years left on earth. I didn’t have time to read the article, but I assume it means he intends to kill us all. 100 years is his final deadline, get off the planet by then or he’s going to wipe us up. Lasers, telekinetic powers, demons.



Kind of glad I won’t live that long anyway. Please don’t kill us, intelligent overlord.


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Published on July 08, 2017 17:00
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message 1: by [deleted user] (last edited Jul 09, 2017 11:56AM) (new)

Shit man. You'd be mad as hell too if you got as fucked as Hawkings. But whatever the age, no worries even for Methusalah freaks, cause the deformed mofo can't even cut butter.

Actually, he's kind of funny in that little red wagon.


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