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Jul 06, 2017 10:49AM

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Haha! And pun intended on "toast," I hope... :)

You know I'll sign anything, anytime, anywhere...I'm easy. I just hope I can find enough ketchup pens...

But if you ever go on a book-signing tour, I shall be most aggravated if you don't come visit me in good old Germany!

This is a very good news on this rainy morning, and reading your blog post ceraintly help keep the good mood at work. Although my colleages are certainly wondering why I keep laughing out loud.
Perso: I love Cameltoeans. Did you see those guys walk on burning sand? That's a trick I could use.

But if you ever go on a book-signi..."
Hey, if anyone knows about being full of surplus fecal matter, it's me--we can smell our own...and it's not a good smell.
I'm not sure my non-existent publisher will foot the bill for a Germany trip, so maybe you can build me a chocolate house to stay in while I'm there?

This is a very good news on this rainy morning, and reading your blog post cera..."
Your coworkers are probably used to it by now, Emmanuelle. :)

Will this do?


Will this do?
"
Mmmm...yes.

Now I really want chocolate. (So, it's just a normal day, really.)"
*munches her Leibnitz chocolate cookie*

Thanks, Sharyl! God bless the Internet and it's ability to provide anything at any time.
And, that's why I just cut to the chase and put the poop up front.

You know I'll sign anything, anytime, anywhere...I'm easy. I just hope I can find enough ketchup pens..."
If you can't write your name with a squeeze bottle of Heinz, then you aren't a true American. (It's part of the citizenship test.)

You know I'll sign anything, anytime, anywhere...I'm easy. I just hope I can find enough ..."
That's part of why I'm really glad I was born here...my penmanship is terrible, and I think that if I actually tried to write with a ketchup bottle, all I'd end up doing is creating a series of Rorschach tests.

But that is how you find out who your true fans are! Only people who can recognize your work are worthy of your books! :P

Ha!
I can see it now: "That looks like a bunny eating an omelet--it's clearly Sean Gibson's ketchup signature."

More famous than Jon Bon Jovi?! I can't even dare to dream that dream...

More famous than Jon Bon Jovi?! I can't even dare to dream that dream..."
Now seems to be the time to admit that I don't like him very much so you have my blessing!

Aileene--those are PERFECT. Get your Pop Tarts out, cats and kittens.

I LOVED Knight Rider as a kid. :D

I'm looking forward to the short coming out, but you can't distract me from wanting to read Poker Pals too! >:3

I'm looking forward to the short coming out, but you can't distract me from wanting to read Poker Pals too! >:3"
Yeah, yeah, yeah...it's in the queue. :)


To be fair, that's about as challenging as beating a saltine in a foot race.

Of course I do! Alas, we're still not to the printed copy stage yet...but, with this mountain of momentum, I anticipate it's simply a question of when, not if, there will be bookstores full of hard copies of The Camelot Shadow...at which point you shall receive the promised autographed copy. :) (You'll have to decide whether it will be signed in ink or ketchup...)

Is blood an option?"
Only if it's not mine.

Thanks! All credit to the good people of GR. :)

Thanks! All credit to the good people of GR. :)"
Yes, because we have literary discernment!
Have you seen how many self-pub books hang around for years with single digits of readers? And I assume those are family members who were forced to create accounts.
Did you know there are root beer flavored pop tarts now?

Thanks! All credit to the good people of GR. :)"
Yes, because we have literary discernment..."
Well, you all either have literary discernment, or I'm very effective when it comes to intimidating people into reading...
And there are entirely too many Pop Tart flavors these days.

Neither. You're just like one of those little boys who have to show their doe-like eyes and a trembling lower lip and they get everything they want. It's pity, pure and simple. :P

Congratulations though! Let's catch up when I have read this? I swear I'm not a terrible human.

I KID. The consumption (or lack thereof) of my virtual word vomit should in no way, shape, or form have bearing on judgment of a person's character. Only a poor opinion of my hand-crafted margaritas, which, frankly, are divine, would make me question your value as a human.
(Though I'll note that (unscientific and made up) studies have shown that reading The Camelot Shadow and Heloise & Grimple have resulted in a 17% increase in happiness levels.)

Intimidating. Um, right. Whatever you have to tell yourself to feel good, I guess.

Intimidating. Um, right. Whatever you have to tell yourself to feel good, I guess."
Whatever. Just because a guy loves fluffy bunnies doesn't mean he can't be intimidating. Conventionalist.