Today Only – 77 Trombones!

(One small step for man; one giant weekend tent sale!)

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July 4, 1776. I can hear it now. Thomas Jefferson’s famous prophecy of patriotism:  “My fellow citizens, this is the day. Throughout America’s future, this sacred day will stand apart from all others as the day when we celebrate our hard-fought freedom by offering deep discounts on fitted sheets.”

America. Land of the free shipping and home of “The Brave Wear Briefs” Three-Day Sale.

I don’t know where you spent your Fourth of...