Drunk Moose Passes Out In Tree

mooseintree Drunk Moose Passes Out In Tree funny dog blogMy body is a temple.


I choose not to deliberately poison my body, so I just say NO! to alcohol and street drugs.


Of course it helps that I never liked beer, even though my old man does. I remember many moons ago he put some in a bowl and had me give it a go.


After one slurp I knew the stuff wasn't for me. It was bubbly and bitter. Kind of like Hugh Heffner's ex-wife after finding out their prenup was enforceable.


As for drugs, I like the ones that make me feel better rather than the ones...

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Published on September 09, 2011 06:54
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