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Hey, is that a banana in your fur suit, or are you just happy to see me?

I love that joke. It's only second in my repertoire to; How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Alright, I admit it. I love corny jokes. You want some more?

Why does the Pillsbury Doughboy wear an apron?

To hide his doughnuts!

Here's another:

How do you get four giraffes into a car?

Two in the front, two in the back.

How do you get four Elephants into the car?

Make the giraffes get out.

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