Round Fifty Nine Shall Align!

The search engine nuts come slow and steady. Some sure are at the umm ready. They sure have weird things to say when finding my bay. I guess crazy leads them to me. Or Blue does it at my sea.

Blue balls mystery

See? What did I say? Blue's guys to blame for that foray.

Blue mystery box shoes

Blue has strange fans. Soon they will all be getting blue tans.

parking garage signs

Hint: they say pay or we'll tow you away.

riddle me this riddle me that how many seconds are in a mnoth

Easy as can be. 2 is the answer to thee.

pictures of hamsters having sex

You've found what was in Blue's mystery box shoes. Whoops, you lose.

ugly man titties

A fetish for two. At least in view.

all seeing eye

You'll see it all with ugly man titties on the wall.

Tarsier Man Fan

The bug eyed creep has a fan at our keep.

error error error 503

Times three for 503 for thee.

gentlemen at play

Umm golf putting? Or are you smutting?

weird things to do when mom i gone

Roll on the lawn. Stay up to dawn? Not weird enough? My, this is tough.

my lawn needs mown

You're telling me why? Hope it's only grass that's too high.

woodtick on my ass

Pick it off quick. Germy bastards can be some slick.

my home away from home

Awww, how nice of you. We still won't share at our zoo.

And the winner for this round will truly astound. Not that it is weird or nasty like some other ones. But the search engine nut repeated it tons. Reminds me of a crazy person with 50,000 pics on a wall. If Pat goes missing give 911 a call. For I may have a stalker and they could have stuffed me in a meat locker.

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Yep, that was all in one search. Someone has a umm scary obsession at their perch. We think we better get better locks for the door. Or maybe install a GPS chip in Pat at our shore. Don't want any Misery moment coming to pass. That just wouldn't do for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.