Hilarity in the Heat Paranormal-Scope

It’s heating up and so is life. Find your joy where you can, and luxuriate in the cool shade.

While I am not qualified in any way to read neither stars nor planets, I am intimately linked to the paranormal in the world in many ways. So are you.

The paranormal-scope is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to guide your life by.

The week for:

Aries:

Zombies are coming your way! Protect yourself. Eat fresh fruit. They will pass you by.

Taurus:

Werewolves admire fun clothes. When togs are worn or torn, toss them. It’s time to go through your closet and shop. Focus on fun.

Gemini:

Vampires love to run through sprinklers again and again. Keep cool and release your inner child even if it is 100 years old.

Cancer:

The phoenix loves to bedazzle. I mean it with glue and fake gems. Shine like a rock star.

Leo:

Gnomes are cute in swimwear, except they insist on wearing those hats. Don’t forget the sunblock.

Virgo:

Griffons play in mud puddles and make mud pies. Chocolate mud pies are delicious. Delight in a special meal.

Libra:

Medusa couldn’t bear others seeing her hair, so they turned to stone. Do something new with your hair and walk proud!

Scorpio:

Zombie brain cake is a new exciting dessert. It’s time you bought a new recipe book. Try something new.

Sagittarius:

Sirens love to sing even off key. It’s fun. Give it a try! Indulge your creative side!

Capricorn:

You’re on fire! The dragon within rejoices with all your great ideas you are putting in action. Just watch where you’re stomping.

Aquarius:

Pixies are chasing the zombies! Never underestimate anyone because of appearances or pixie dust.

Pisces:

Mermaids are on vacation in the Bermuda Triangle. Consequently watch out for sharks, and don’t forget the sunblock.

-Susan

Susan Hanniford Crowley, Amazon Kindle Bestselling Author of Vampire Romance

www.susanhannifordcrowley.com

Where love burns eternal and whispers in the dark!

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