A Little Percent Doesn't Make A Dent!

Percentages sure do and don't count. It all depends on the amount. The percentage I post is 100% of the time. Did any new a to z followers think I wouldn't drop a dime? But now on with it. Then end of my word percentage I'm about to hit.

Did that make sense?
Probably not one bit.
Seems some are just as dense,
Or like to make up shit.

Don't know about it?
Well now you will.
For it's okay if it's a bit.
Then you can get a thrill.

GLUTEN FREE!
Err ummm yep, sure is.
Free as can be,
As long as it is under the percentage of the biz,

TRANS FAT FREE!
Yeah, this one is sooooo true.
Whoops, the claim you may see,
But it's lying in your view.

A flip and a flop.
What of the reverse?
Surely there isn't such a crop?
Now hold in that curse.

EGYPTIAN COTTON SHEETS!
Yep, they are oh so great.
Whoops, turns out they are cheats.
Can say it as long as a tiny percent entwined is their fate.

1500 THREAD COUNT!
That is such a high sum.
Whoops, they doubled the amount.
Two sides to sheets as they play dumb.

KILLS 99.99% OF GERMS!
At least the ones known.
If in some new germs worms,
Whoops, lied at the tone.

We can say it is true.
Look it up if you will.
As long as it's in the stew,
Or below a certain bill.

Bah, screw all of that.
Who really needs to know?
Just follow where you're at,
And enjoy the percentage show.

Believe it all? Does it catch your eye at your hall? Do you buy because of such fancy claims? Pffft the cat won't fall for their games. Maybe I'll even make a dent in their little percent. Or just let them smell some gas that 100% of the time comes out my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.