Lock up the cows and load up the guns! "Rooted" is officially released!

Like caterpillar to butterfly, seed to flower, Bruce to Caitlyn,  "Rooted" has officially transformed from pre-sale to for sale in the course of a night. To the massive hordes daring enough to have already purchased "Rooted", I thank you kindly. Just know the connection we now share is thicker than blood and just as sticky.

For those living under a rock for the past few months, let me shine some light your way. Here's what you need to know about this most audacious story:

Rooted: Washed up, str...