Cats Are Cheaters

I read the headline, stunned at its implications.

"Cat gets GED"

What's the world coming to, I thought.

As canines we're forced to go through the humiliation of continuing education classes.

First there's the good canine citizen certification and basic obedience followed by intermediate and advanced classes. Then there's the agility training and the service dog 'electives' to round out a pup's credentials.

All these requirements just to be a working class dog.

Now I find out that felines...