Hedgehog Too Fat For Log

You ever get into a situation you can't get out of?

For me it's usually when I get my head stuck in the bag of cat food my parents leave out. I don't know if it's a law of nature, but my head just can't be pulled from the bag. It's like a vacuum, more Dyson than Dirt Devil, that magnetizes my head to the little pellets of goodness.

Of course there's also the figurative situation that are difficult to get out of. Like the time I got between a rock and a hard place. More specifically, between t...