Parrots Get In On the Identity Theft Game

Whenever I travel I make sure to bring along multiple forms of identification.

In today's Big Brother society I'm not allowed to go anywhere without my dog tag. Name, phone number and treat preference are easily read by those I let get close to me.

I also have a chip in my body somewhere, and I'm not talking about the potato chip I just took off of the old man's plate.

No, this one has an identification number on it and cross references me on some list somewhere. As far as I know I've...