Welcome Home, There's No Need To Roam!

All you need now is a welcome mat. Or a go away mat if you want people to scat. For you have the home you always wanted right here. Some may cost a bit I fear. But they will be worth every penny. They sure are unlike any.


The A Between Z At My Sea!

Jock veld big Sph___ ______, ___!

A house that's tall.You can see all. No giant can get you.Don't fall at your new zoo.

One for Blue.Can live in a shoe.Only needs one.Shoo now and have fun.

You're a little teapot.The house may get hot.It may steam up too.Okay, I'm through.



Look at those. Chompers after your toes.Halloween Nazi's dream.She'd probably feed it ice cream.

Up and down? Out on the town?Maybe you can roll.No need to stroll.

Fly me to the moon? Cheap airfare before noon.May not be mile high.But you can try.

Speaking of high.You may need to fly. Or you may need to jump.Getting in may make you a grump.

A giant mutt.Tongues in a rut. If that thing could lick.That would be ick.

Around you can go.Live in a UFO.Probes are optional when yours.Just add that to the chores.


A tisket, a tasket.Go live in a basket.Some friends can join.May cost a bit of coin.
Any homes strike your fancy? Living in some of them may be chancy. In case you missed it H is for home. Or house could work for this poem. Take your pick between the two. Oh, today is H for my in between too. Now you are all caught up and ready to move in. Enjoy your new homestead bin. The cat would have fun with a few given a pass. Yeah, I'm a weird little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.