That Thing You Do Means You’re A Genius

You know that thing you do? It means you’re a genius.

Seriously, someone did a study. I don’t want to say who did they study, what they found, or even what specific thing it is you do that means you’re a genius…because it doesn’t matter.

Maybe it was swearing. Maybe it was not swearing. Maybe it was going to bed late. Maybe it was getting up early. Like I said, it doesn’t matter. There’s an article somewhere for each and every one of these, and I can pretty much wrap them all up into one post and cover everything by just saying: You know that thing you do? It means you’re a genius.

Now we can move on.