My moth holes, your needle and thread

I like to read how people phrase the things they’re selling on sites like eBay or etsy.

“This bespoke suit is in perfect condition except for some hard to see moth holes in the crotch.”

Or “Only 170,000 miles on this rare classic car. Give it the care it needs and it’ll be ready for a second marriage.”

Wouldn’t it be cool to see descriptions like that on a dating site like Match.com?

“I’m a perfect mate except for a few moth holes in my soul. Easily repaired with some tender loving care.”

My moth...