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Apr 12, 2017 12:07PM
Whoa... This is still happening. Apparently Arthur is good at exciting both the sexes in all sorts of ways. That is indeed who you would call a "big boss man" if i do say so myself.
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Douglas wrote: "I'm sorry, but PruneC has left me with no choice but to make the following observation: PruneC is a MEAN MAN! He calls people names like "fat" and "dickhead" and "pervert retard." Until he stops ..."
It's a she. And today is her birthday so lets wish a beautifully clear one!
Jeff wrote; "I didn't want to jump back into this, so I will just briefly."
Yeah, right Jeffy. You don't want to jump, so you did. Makes as much sense as your asshole books you mis-write for pre-pubescent 15 year olds from the super boring suburbs.
Got your rap magazine, boy? Maybe Kanye posted on your wall?
Check TOBB on e and then compare that to baldy's shit.
Honestly told everybody it was half shit. Maybe should have provided the context that the half shit is better than Jeffy's best.
Ever simultaneously had numbers 8, 13, and 15 on Amazon, fat ass?
Is it possible that 1970's model with all the seams inflatable doll has gone to your head which ostensibly once had some hair? Retarded as most of his shit is; trying to look like Mellick ain't gonna get you the worldwide recognition of "The Baby Jesus Butt Plug" classic.
Yeah, right Jeffy. You don't want to jump, so you did. Makes as much sense as your asshole books you mis-write for pre-pubescent 15 year olds from the super boring suburbs.
Got your rap magazine, boy? Maybe Kanye posted on your wall?
Check TOBB on e and then compare that to baldy's shit.
Honestly told everybody it was half shit. Maybe should have provided the context that the half shit is better than Jeffy's best.
Ever simultaneously had numbers 8, 13, and 15 on Amazon, fat ass?
Is it possible that 1970's model with all the seams inflatable doll has gone to your head which ostensibly once had some hair? Retarded as most of his shit is; trying to look like Mellick ain't gonna get you the worldwide recognition of "The Baby Jesus Butt Plug" classic.
PruneC wrote: "I kind of assumed that."I'm glad we're all on the same page, then. But if it's true that none of us should give a shit about what we're each saying, then what are we all even doing here?
Oh, that's right -- POETRY AND POON TANG!!!
Jeff i guess we can be sucko together! Cheers!
A. wrote: "Whoa... This is still happening. Apparently Arthur is good at exciting both the sexes in all sorts of ways. That is indeed who you would call a "big boss man" if i do say so myself."
Hey, right on, babe. The come ons are likely to get you further than the unasked for capitulation of Casey.
Hey, right on, babe. The come ons are likely to get you further than the unasked for capitulation of Casey.
Why are we still using terms like "baldy" and "fat ass" as insults? Whatever you think of Jeff's writing, you'll have to admit he's kinda hawt...Btw, PruneC, when are we finally gonna see a pic of your own sexy mug?
Arthur wrote: "PruneC wrote: "I kind of assumed that."
I'm glad we're all on the same page, then. But if it's true that none of us should give a shit about what we're each saying, then what are we all even doing..."
Would you just fucking pay attention once in a while? I know your mind is on Casey's and A's overtures, but if you're in that state shut the fuck up about any logic-brain stuff.
Appropriate question is "Is it true for you?" That's rhetorical, as I don't care about your answer. And I ain't the answer man. Your few excursions into higher learning do not bode well for the possibility of any advanced study. You're indirectly getting back to fucking Leyner again.
Topic covered.
I'm glad we're all on the same page, then. But if it's true that none of us should give a shit about what we're each saying, then what are we all even doing..."
Would you just fucking pay attention once in a while? I know your mind is on Casey's and A's overtures, but if you're in that state shut the fuck up about any logic-brain stuff.
Appropriate question is "Is it true for you?" That's rhetorical, as I don't care about your answer. And I ain't the answer man. Your few excursions into higher learning do not bode well for the possibility of any advanced study. You're indirectly getting back to fucking Leyner again.
Topic covered.
He can call me whatever he wants. I mean, we don't even know what he looks like or who he really is. Let that sink in. He has a voice here. I'm kind of a masochist so if it gives him validation to make fun of my weight, which is a result of good living, and my baldness, which is scientifically proven to be caused by high levels of testosterone (mammoth genitals) that's okay with me.
douglas wrote; "I'm sorry, but PruneC has left me with no choice but to make the following observation: PruneC is a MEAN MAN!
He calls people names like "fat" and "dickhead" and "pervert retard." Until he stops being an UNKIND PERSON, I'll have naught to do with him!'
Who the fuck asked your opinion, ape fart?
He calls people names like "fat" and "dickhead" and "pervert retard." Until he stops being an UNKIND PERSON, I'll have naught to do with him!'
Who the fuck asked your opinion, ape fart?
PruneC wrote: "I know your mind is on Casey's and A's overtures, but if you're in that state shut the fuck up about any logic-brain stuff."Sir, I will have you know that I am as chaste as the day is long, I am in command of impeccable logic, and I will NOT stand by as you besmirch the purity and virtue of my friends and fellow poets!
Arthur wrote: "Why are we still using terms like "baldy" and "fat ass" as insults? Whatever you think of Jeff's writing, you'll have to admit he's kinda hawt...
Btw, PruneC, when are we finally gonna see a pic o..."
I don't want to make y'all more jealous than you already are. And that's not even an option anyway. I don't have or care to have any of the computer skills or equipment to do more than write, post books, and talk with GR assholes.
So, I don't have any pictures less than 20 years old and neither does my wife who was never into photography. If I had a scanner I might be able to accommodate your fantasy. send me the money to buy one, and I might take the trouble to figure out how to use it, and then stagger you.
Picture a classically handsome face on a naturally thin muscular body, with a full head of long, long gray hair. Better yet don't as I'm not interested in fucking you, despite your prior entreaties. The worst possible criticism would be to call my hairstyle a mullet, but fuck it. My biggest problem when i go walking is when women just happen to come out of their houses naked as I pass by and ask if I saw their missing cat.
It's a curse. Can't accommodate more than three cats a day now that I'm 67.
Btw, PruneC, when are we finally gonna see a pic o..."
I don't want to make y'all more jealous than you already are. And that's not even an option anyway. I don't have or care to have any of the computer skills or equipment to do more than write, post books, and talk with GR assholes.
So, I don't have any pictures less than 20 years old and neither does my wife who was never into photography. If I had a scanner I might be able to accommodate your fantasy. send me the money to buy one, and I might take the trouble to figure out how to use it, and then stagger you.
Picture a classically handsome face on a naturally thin muscular body, with a full head of long, long gray hair. Better yet don't as I'm not interested in fucking you, despite your prior entreaties. The worst possible criticism would be to call my hairstyle a mullet, but fuck it. My biggest problem when i go walking is when women just happen to come out of their houses naked as I pass by and ask if I saw their missing cat.
It's a curse. Can't accommodate more than three cats a day now that I'm 67.
So I was just reminiscing a moment ago, thinking back to the good ol' days (day?) when the dude went by "PruneC" (of all things).^Sorry. For whatever reason, I must be impatient for the next reincarnation. Hence I just traveled--albeit not very far at all--into the future, as it were.
Jeff wrote: "He can call me whatever he wants. I mean, we don't even know what he looks like or who he really is. Let that sink in. He has a voice here. I'm kind of a masochist so if it gives him validation to ..."
Cool. It's all just fuckin' around to get attention. The middling writers who come fromnthe right places get shoved ten steps ahead of us. if we low life fucks could get some publicity without going bankrupt doing it, we'd blow the well born fucking away.
Cool. It's all just fuckin' around to get attention. The middling writers who come fromnthe right places get shoved ten steps ahead of us. if we low life fucks could get some publicity without going bankrupt doing it, we'd blow the well born fucking away.
Arthur wrote; "Sir, I will have you know that I am as chaste as the day is long, I am in command of impeccable logic, and I will NOT stand by as you besmirch the purity and virtue of my friends and fellow poets! "
You're beginning to get tiresome. So, what the fuck you gonna do about it, pussy?
You're beginning to get tiresome. So, what the fuck you gonna do about it, pussy?
Casey wrote: "Jeff i guess we can be sucko together! Cheers!"
Jeff, be aware. This smacks of a rebound after Arthur backed off.
Cool, either way. But, can you Imagine how bad it must be if even ARTHUR don't want it?
Jeff, be aware. This smacks of a rebound after Arthur backed off.
Cool, either way. But, can you Imagine how bad it must be if even ARTHUR don't want it?
PruneC wrote: "You're beginning to get tiresome. So, what the fuck you gonna do about it, pussy?"Tell you what -- you bring that old, Merlin-lookin', mullet-havin' ass of yours out to Salt Lake, and you say that shit to my face, and I'll SHOW you what the fuck I'm gonna do about it, capisce?
PruneC wrote: "Hey, right on, babe. The come ons are likely to get you further than the unasked for capitulation of Casey. "Do I smell Jealousy?? ^________^
PruneC wrote: "You're beginning to get tiresome. So, what the fuck you gonna do about it, pussy? "
.....This should be good. TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF! WOO! (hiccup) *Slurbs more beer*
Jeff wrote: "Soooooooo triggered."
Repo man is always intense.
Repo man is always intense.
PruneC wrote: "can you Imagine how bad it must be if even ARTHUR don't want it?"First of all, Casey is a beautiful woman in addition to being an excellent poet. I merely demurred as I have never been a one-woman/one-poet type of man. There is simply too much of me to not spread myself all around!
PruneC wrote: "Jeff, be aware. This smacks of a rebound after Arthur backed off. Cool, either way. But, can you Imagine how bad it must be if even ARTHUR don't want it?"
I don't even know her but I'd be all over her if she was into it. The girl's gorgeous and talented.
Look at #221!! I wasn't 100% sure when I said it, but see they like a good fight.
A wrote; "Do I smell Jealousy?? ^________^'
Well aren't we just the little bitch today.
Well aren't we just the little bitch today.
Arthur wrote: "PruneC wrote: "You're beginning to get tiresome. So, what the fuck you gonna do about it, pussy?"
Tell you what -- you bring that old, Merlin-lookin', mullet-havin' ass of yours out to Salt Lake, ..."
Yeah, would be fucking glad to punk. Your pussy ass might not know that i got your home address on 6th Street. Feelin' brave now mufugga. This ain't no Billy Corgan faggot you playin' with. Got to warn you puss. These hands are registered with the authorities as lethal weapons.
But, I don't give a fuck about the legalities. I'll fuck you up and be outta there before those Mormons can find a 13 year old wife.
Best be ready, boy.
Tell you what -- you bring that old, Merlin-lookin', mullet-havin' ass of yours out to Salt Lake, ..."
Yeah, would be fucking glad to punk. Your pussy ass might not know that i got your home address on 6th Street. Feelin' brave now mufugga. This ain't no Billy Corgan faggot you playin' with. Got to warn you puss. These hands are registered with the authorities as lethal weapons.
But, I don't give a fuck about the legalities. I'll fuck you up and be outta there before those Mormons can find a 13 year old wife.
Best be ready, boy.
Arthur wrote; "First of all, Casey is a beautiful woman in addition to being an excellent poet. I merely demured as I have never been a one-woman/one-poet type of man. There is simply too much of me to not spread myself all around! "
Right. The "It ain't you; it's me" putoff. Works well the dumber the bitch.
Right. The "It ain't you; it's me" putoff. Works well the dumber the bitch.
This thread should be printed as a special issue of HST.
PruneC wrote: "This ain't no Billy Corgan faggot you playin' with."These days, I typically send Billy Corgan's bitch-ass to deal with scrubs like you, but if you're challenging me to a sword fight duel, I couldn't call myself a gentleman if I refused. Just watch the hair.
Douglas wrote; "So I was just reminiscing a moment ago, thinking back to the good ol' days (day?) when the dude went by "PruneC" (of all things).
^Sorry. For whatever reason, I must be impatient for the next reincarnation. Hence I just traveled--albeit not very far at all--into the future, as it were."
Everyone is suitably impressed with your demonstrated "creativity" and eloquent phrasing, by way of Proust.
They say he never got no pussy neither.
^Sorry. For whatever reason, I must be impatient for the next reincarnation. Hence I just traveled--albeit not very far at all--into the future, as it were."
Everyone is suitably impressed with your demonstrated "creativity" and eloquent phrasing, by way of Proust.
They say he never got no pussy neither.
Hey, Arthur. You just got the luck day of your life, boy. Fuckin' Gypsy Joker brothers just showed up here. They need my muscle to help them handle some Angels jumpin' loud on their turf.
So, that prayin' to Jesus you been doin' must have done some good. So count your blessings, and don't try fuckin' with me tomorrow.
So, that prayin' to Jesus you been doin' must have done some good. So count your blessings, and don't try fuckin' with me tomorrow.
You know, Arthur. I've been thinking about all this stuff, and I come from that "Make love, not war" generation. Fighting would violate my principles.
So, I was thinking that maybe I could write you a poem or two. You could put it in the magazine and you can even use my real name to boost your sales.
Peace? ............................. Please?
So, I was thinking that maybe I could write you a poem or two. You could put it in the magazine and you can even use my real name to boost your sales.
Peace? ............................. Please?
Jeff wrote: "This thread should be printed as a special issue of HST."
I think Arthur knows that already. We all have again been duped into making the big boss man even richer.
I think Arthur knows that already. We all have again been duped into making the big boss man even richer.
PruneC wrote: "I come from that "Make love, not war" generation. Fighting would violate my principles."That's cool. There's really only two things in this world I care about anyway -- cheeseburgers and poontang -- and McDonald's is closed right now, motherfucker.
Arthur wrote: "PruneC wrote: "I come from that "Make love, not war" generation. Fighting would violate my principles."
That's cool. There's really only two things in this world I care about anyway -- cheeseburge..."
Well, I'd just bet that Casey would be willing to put on her travelling shoes. But, I just noticed something which confirms my first thought when I read her lesbo poem. A is now offering her what she probably really wants. Kindness, you know. Hehe.
But, hey, you know it's all good. It even allows you to add another valid dimension to your description of this thread; lonely farts club bland.
That's cool. There's really only two things in this world I care about anyway -- cheeseburge..."
Well, I'd just bet that Casey would be willing to put on her travelling shoes. But, I just noticed something which confirms my first thought when I read her lesbo poem. A is now offering her what she probably really wants. Kindness, you know. Hehe.
But, hey, you know it's all good. It even allows you to add another valid dimension to your description of this thread; lonely farts club bland.
Lesbo poem? Not fuckin cool at all, man. I knew you were a piece of shit already, but way to step it up.
PruneC wrote: "her lesbo poem"Love is love, brah.
What lesbo poem?? Lmao do hate lesbians and bi people too? Wow you hate everyone .But wasnt it you who posted a lou reed song? Do tell what poem you are referring to, my dear stalker.A. You are lovely😚
Casey, I'm legit bummed out you had to be subjected to that.
Casey wrote: "A. You are lovely."Right back at you, Grrl.
And to the motherfucker that uses "lesbo" as an insult. You just excited my inner bull-dyke. I've got a bat in my trunk for your types.
I know it ain't my thread, but I say let's let him babble ignored until he goes away.
Jeff wrote: "Lesbo poem? Not fuckin cool at all, man. I knew you were a piece of shit already, but way to step it up."
That's that whole Politically Correct Police thing. Lesbo and homo are mildly objectionable words, half of the time ignored. Calling me a piece of shit is more objectionable; and I insist that you call me a piece of feces in the future or I'm calling the PCP.
That's that whole Politically Correct Police thing. Lesbo and homo are mildly objectionable words, half of the time ignored. Calling me a piece of shit is more objectionable; and I insist that you call me a piece of feces in the future or I'm calling the PCP.
Arthur wrote; "Love is love, brah. '
Thanks for reminding me that you can be as banal as anyone.
Thanks for reminding me that you can be as banal as anyone.
Jeff wrote: "Casey, I'm legit bummed out you had to be subjected to that."
What was she "subjected to" if you really believe that gay is OK?
What was she "subjected to" if you really believe that gay is OK?
Casey wrote: "What lesbo poem?? Lmao do hate lesbians and bi people too? Wow you hate everyone .But wasnt it you who posted a lou reed song? Do tell what poem you are referring to, my dear stalker.
A. You are l..."
I don't remember. it was one poem I didn't like at the moment, and in reading between the lines, I interpreted that as having a lesbian inference. It was not because of that that i didn't take to the poem.
Look. Everybody's writing poetry now. I've seen a good bit. Do you really think that I can have any credibility whatsoever to write that I liked all of them? Maybe I should just say nothing. This crap here was intended to get attention and it has. It's a show; that's all.
I really have nothing in particular against people of any gender. Some of all types are fine with me and some I can do without. i can be trite and say that I've had gay friends; only in my case that's true.
Lou Reed, yeah. I've posted some Bowie, Little Richard, and Little Anthony; as well as Queen, AC-DC, whatever the fuck they are. I haven't posted any Elton John; and there's a fair chance that if someone did I'd call it sucko, and then some asshole will say I said that because he's gay. No, I said that because he's sucko.
I read a story I found amusing about Reed. After he was out of rock 5-10 years Rolling Stone sent an interviewer out to see him. The interviewer found Reed married to a female with kids living in NJ. The interviewer said; "I thought you were gay?" Reed said; "Everybody's gay now. I'm not gay anymore." This was about 20 years ago.
So issue, issue, issue, issue, what's the appropriate word, why, how, when. Nobody gives a damn. Get over it.
A. You are l..."
I don't remember. it was one poem I didn't like at the moment, and in reading between the lines, I interpreted that as having a lesbian inference. It was not because of that that i didn't take to the poem.
Look. Everybody's writing poetry now. I've seen a good bit. Do you really think that I can have any credibility whatsoever to write that I liked all of them? Maybe I should just say nothing. This crap here was intended to get attention and it has. It's a show; that's all.
I really have nothing in particular against people of any gender. Some of all types are fine with me and some I can do without. i can be trite and say that I've had gay friends; only in my case that's true.
Lou Reed, yeah. I've posted some Bowie, Little Richard, and Little Anthony; as well as Queen, AC-DC, whatever the fuck they are. I haven't posted any Elton John; and there's a fair chance that if someone did I'd call it sucko, and then some asshole will say I said that because he's gay. No, I said that because he's sucko.
I read a story I found amusing about Reed. After he was out of rock 5-10 years Rolling Stone sent an interviewer out to see him. The interviewer found Reed married to a female with kids living in NJ. The interviewer said; "I thought you were gay?" Reed said; "Everybody's gay now. I'm not gay anymore." This was about 20 years ago.
So issue, issue, issue, issue, what's the appropriate word, why, how, when. Nobody gives a damn. Get over it.
Arthur wrote: "PruneC wrote: "her lesbo poem"
Love is love, brah."
Can't lesbos get into it just for the lust sometimes?
Love is love, brah."
Can't lesbos get into it just for the lust sometimes?
I've spent some time talking with Arthur about this. it seems to me that most writers consider GR reviews significant, unlike me. So, going from their POV, it would be best to get a lot of reviews. But, they slit their own throats by whining about bullying in 2013. The net result of it was that GR deleted stuff, issued confusing regulations, and because they wanted to not be bothered with the garbage the highest rated GR reviewers stopped touching low volume indie books. Indie reviews are now substantially four and five star circle jerks.
So, i guess if one crassly wants to make money this doesn't help. But, if you're an artist who wants to bask in the applause and keep your day job, it's all right.
The second review I ever got said; "overly complex words and sentence structures to convey simple thoughts." I found that funny, but it would be hard to explain why.
So, i guess if one crassly wants to make money this doesn't help. But, if you're an artist who wants to bask in the applause and keep your day job, it's all right.
The second review I ever got said; "overly complex words and sentence structures to convey simple thoughts." I found that funny, but it would be hard to explain why.
Jeff wrote: "Casey, I'm legit bummed out you had to be subjected to that."
That ought to be a big shit in her life. Is that a fucking haiku, dork breath?
That ought to be a big shit in her life. Is that a fucking haiku, dork breath?
Never_ wrote: "This one may take a tire iron"
i respond so much better to love from people I admire, like you.
i respond so much better to love from people I admire, like you.
Jeff wrote: "I know it ain't my thread, but I say let's let him babble ignored until he goes away."Thank you, Jeff.
