Surprise At My Coast It's A Post!

Are you surprised today? A post is here and on display. It is here on a Friday. Also at 7 am it went on display. Or whatever time that is where you are. Surprise, we are too lazy to check time zones at our sand bar.

A surprise is due.
A post for you.
That you knew.
Which we've been through.

Through and done.
Oh, how fun.
Not one and done.
Two times is more fun.

Whoops, there's the gutter.
Surprise! You won't stutter.
You're heart may flutter.
Maybe a little pitter putter?

Wasn't that grand?
A flutter at hand.
All across the land.
Tune up the band.

Admit it to me.
Come on, show glee.
I know you were surprised.
It's like you were prized.

But not just that.
Nope, surprised is the wrong stat.
That is just the wrong way.
That's not how you say.

Unexpectedly surprised is right.
You didn't expect a post in site.
You were unexpectedly surprised.
More than even you realized.

Aren't you happy?
It's okay to get flappy.
Let your cheer show.
You're tingling from head to toe.

No need to lie.
A post caught the eye.
Unexpectedly surprised are you.
Admit it, you didn't have a clue.

What was that?
You were on to the cat?
Maybe I over analyzed?
Consider me unexpectedly surprised.

You weren't surprised one bit? Trust me, I knew it. Get where the cat was going with this not so surprising showing? Unexpectedly surprised I'm not. It's double the same plot. A surprise is not expected to come due. Therefore it is unexpected too. Why do you need to say it twice? Does it make the surprise twice as nice? Are you a surprised double dipper? Maybe an unexpectedly surprised shipper? Would that make it of the unexpurised class? Bah, sure beats my not so surprised little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.