Private Nut In A Rut!

The cat doesn't want you to know he has gas. Whoops, posted that in mass. Damn, I'm sure confusing there. I don't want you to know but I tell you at my lair. Get it? You will with this fit.

I want privacy.
That is my policy.
A cheat rhyme in my prime.
I'll do it more than one time.

Back to privacy.
Don't want piracy.
Can be avast any land lubbers.
That could piss off umm rubbers?

Trojan may not find joy.
Hey, could be a pirate toy.
A bit off track.
Back on the attack.

Piracy I want.
Those crazies can haunt.
Shouldn't tell what I do.
Oh no, that is so bad at my zoo.

Look at my funny pic.
Like and click.
Look at my fancy car.
I can drive that far.

Pics galore of my house.
Doesn't even have a mouse.
It is brand shiny new.
All there for all to view.

Did we mention we are going away?
Yep, will be away a week at our bay.
No one will be home at all.
Don't you love our shiny hall?

But we are going to a private place.
That puts a smile on my face.
It's in Bora Bora.
There we'll umm whora whora?

I'll be sure and show pics too.
There will be plenty to view.
Be sure and like each one.
Now away I go to have fun.

I want my life private though.
That I really do know.
Don't watch me NSA.
But liking my pic is okay.

Pfffft are you one of those? Whine about all the privacy woes? Then you go and post all the crap on the internet for all to see. Such people deserve what they get with their not so private "like me" spree. Hit with the dumb stick as they try and choose and pick. If you put it out in mass then you are less private than my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.