You Have It With This Fit!

You have a lot of it this day and age. You can be all the rage. It isn't that hard to do. You just have to get in view. Wait, it could be hard. But we will pull the non hard card.

You have it.
More power than spit.
You can do shit.
Every little bit.

Power to you.
Power through and through.
The power is true,
Whether on chair or loo.

The power to say.
The power to play.
The power to display.
The power to make a new way.

Just create this.
Create some sex video bliss.
That sure isn't a miss.
Morons will cheer and not hiss.

Play to fear.
Shake your rear.
Show it far and near.
People will still cheer.

Say something dumb.
You'll lay a bread crumb.
Many will beat your drum.
Cancer can be cured by gum.

Get numbers by the ton.
Then have lots of fun.
Say someone shot a gun.
Poof, you go from nobody to nun.

A saint you are.
Saved with a har har.
A pirate at a bar.
Whoops, lied from your car.

A simple click.
That was slick.
Take a pick.
Pull any trick.

You have the power.
Make all cower.
Do it once an hour.
No need for a tower.

Did you know you had such power? Damn, don't wipe it off in the shower. You can get the brain dead to follow you. All you have to do is put something in view. Then you'll be sure and win. All will follow your looney bin. It may end bad with such a pass. You may get loved by a cult mass. I'll stick to powerful gas. That will knock them out and keep them away from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.