Dance A Jig And Forget The Big!

Small minded are we? That may come to be. Not literally though. That is a whole other flow. Been there done that too. No Hollywood remakes at my zoo. But that you knew. Yeah, and no reboots too.

A vacation for me.
That sure brings glee.
I got the sunscreen and I'm packed.
Even a stun gun in case I'm attacked.

All ready to go.
Luggage in tow.
What? I didn't buy the tickets?
Damn.....hear those crickets?

A baby for me.
Adding to the family tree.
I got the diapers ready.
The formula will come steady.

The nursery is done.
All ready for the fun.
What? I didn't do the deed?
Damn.....diapers do you need?

I am getting a home.
I'll even have a lawn gnome.
I got some paint too.
It is almost brand new.

Got some furniture second hand.
This is going to be grand.
What? You mean I need to buy the house?
Damn....can't I just move in like a mouse?

A new job for me.
Money will come to be.
I got new shoes.
I really can't lose.

With a new suit,
My own horn I can toot.
What? I didn't apply to any?
Damn....can we pretend it was many?

Time for a great meal.
So good it will heal.
I got the pots and pans.
I even have a few cooking YouTube fans.

The spice rack is filled.
The table setting shows I'm skilled.
What? I need to actually cook?
Damn....I must have got a bad book.

Do you do the little things before getting the big to come due? I'm not sure how one could mix up number two. But you never know. Maybe they just didn't go down that umm low. The small things need to be done but pointless if you can't get the big spun. You won't get a house even if you have a lawnmower to cut the grass. You can trust my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.