Not There I'm Aware!

The cat likes to hide toys here and there. Can find them under the bed and fridge at our lair. Hey, they just go under as I whack. Humans sure hide everything though at their shack.

Look a this.
You can't miss.
Smile wide.
Shoved aside.

We'll do it later.
Shove it in a crater.
Out of sight.
No longer a fright.

Health bells ring.
Bah, who needs that thing.
I'll still sit on my ass.
Shovel pills down in mass.

Insurance is due.
Bah, screw that too.
Whoops, accident is had.
But hey, I meant to pay it at my pad.

Yard work needed.
That can be deeded.
Deeded and not done.
What? My 8ft grass isn't inviting to everyone?

Need to fill out that form.
Bah, ignoring it is the norm.
Wait, I could have won that?
I blame the cat for my falling flat.

Pay the IRS.
Damn that mess.
Now I owe back fees too?
What? Jail may come due?

Get prepared for snow.
Pffft it will be a while before it will blow.
My roof caved in?
Stupid winter and its early spin.

Need to get someone new hired?
Bah, I'm just too tired.
Whoops, work didn't get done.
Going out of business is now spun.

Out of mind.
The way of mankind.
Then they give a hiss,
Due to their own miss.

Do you shove them aside and in it take pride? Get screwed over later that way. That may cause dismay. At least sometimes it may. Others you can go out to play. But if your roof caves in due to snow, a whoopsy may not be enough at your show. Now I'll go chew the grass so it doesn't grow 8ft around my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.