The Want May Taunt!

To get what you want around the internet things sure need to be met. What is that? Just follow the cat. We'll get there. See? You have to wait for me at your lair.

An answer to this,
Will bring bliss.
An answer to that.
You want stat.

Whoops, ads pop up.
A slight hiccup.
The screen may freeze.
Out the answer may squeeze.

Email set up great.
Got rid of things you hate.
Whoops, options changed.
Things get rearranged.

Ads there to show.
That you know.
Good mail in junk.
Back to getting funk.

Won't you buy this?
Those you can miss.
But the email provider likes.
They may get rate hikes.

Download a program or app.
Whoops, here's another trap.
You just want to use.
But you lit the fuse.

Add ons galore.
Virus helper at your shore.
More like slow down browser thingy.
That's a mouthful for that magiggy. 

Want that trick?
Get it some slick.
Fill out a survey first.
Fill our information thirst.

But there to help.
So don't yelp.
You even got more than you wanted.
Maybe your PC is haunted.

To get what you want,
Without an online taunt.
Go to the nearest store.
Whoops, now you have to explore.

I guess the internet is faster. Even if you download something that may get you that blue screen of death disaster. Or just slow crap down. Notice the little things that make it a pain sometimes in your town? Email sure can screw with things. Even if "not junk mail" springs. But meh, it shall come to pass. At least they don't charge my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.