I have never really tried to say anything, though.

It's probably my fault. I'm really quiet (IRL) and don't say much. People think I'm an idiot cook, which is actually kind of cool.

Little do they know.

I may come of  as a bit sexist in my last post, but, sorry, it's the goddamn truth, in my experience at least. Not every woman is like that, you say?

Please, for the love of god, give her my number. (it's 1-800-ASSHOLE).