Thinner

(Be half the man you used to be!)

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If I had to guess, I’d guess that the most common New Year’s resolution among Americans is to lose weight. Either that, or to kill everybody that doesn’t like you. But let’s not drag Hillary into this.

So. If ‘losing weight’ is the most common New Year’s resolution, it stands to reason that ‘losing weight’ is also the most commonly broken resolution. Because Americans are like that – we have the collective attention span of a cocaine addict in a r...