“General Mills Places Blame On Soup And Yogurt”

I just saw a headline that read: “General Mills Places Blame On Soup And Yogurt.” I looked no further. I’m sure there was an article that explained that headline, but who cares?

That sentence says everything about life.

“General Mills Places Blame On Soup And Yogurt.” Indeed, General Mills. Indeed. Soup and yogurt are to blame for EVERYTHING. War, famine, plague, soccer, everything. “General Mills Places Blame On Soup And Yogurt” is all we really need to say.

The rest is static.