Valentine's Day Shame

Q: I just read that 85% of Valentine's Day cards are bought by women and that 14% of women actually send themselves flowers.  Pretty disgraceful.  What do American men have to say for themselves?
-Holly, Los Angeles

DoA:  Ummm...Sorry?  This Kevin James stand-up bit about cards will make you feel better.  It's pretty funny.  (It might contain a couple swear words, though.)  Happy Valentine's Day!

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