Wouldn't you know?

 

Orbitz was a drink introduced in 1996.  It didn't take and disappeared from the shelves soon thereafter.  I swear I've never seen one in real life.  Now take a good look at the bottle on the left, then read the below snippet from my unfinished SF romance masterpiece:

On the further side of the terrace, a table had been set up for him, under a gazebo tent, with flowers and plates of canapes that were more structurally complex than most sentient creatures. He filled two glasses from a pitcher of s