A Share With Care!

The cat just has to get this news out. It could help all that is about. I know I've shown one before. But this is sure one that beats everything at any shore. You need it now. It can really wow.

Friepitix is the name.
Saving lives is the game.
At least the game we tell.
But what the hell.

It cures the common cold.
Yep, a cure takes hold.
Friepitix does the trick.
Cures those sniffles some slick.

Friepitix is the future of pills.
So shell out those bills.
That is all I have to say.
Have a nice day.

May cause severe bleeding.
Don't take if breast feeding.
May cause heart attack or stroke.
Don't give to a high risk bloke.

May cause you to go blind.
May cause bleeding out your behind.
May cause your hair to thin.
In some cases baldness was given a spin.

May cause ear aches.
May give you the shakes.
May cause numbness in limbs.
At least during testing prelims.

May cause a migraine.
May cause other body pain.
May cause brain cell death.
May leave you with shortness of breath.

May cause blood clots.
May cause your body to hurt lots.
May cause bloating.
Also worth noting:

In some rare cases,
Rare as in only 1 in 50 faces,
Cancer of any part of the body may occur.
P.S. your words may also slur.

Should any of these symptoms show,
Take a few more pills to know.
No need to stop right away.
But seek a doctor some fine day.

Don't you want your bottle of Friepitix now? It can really wow. Just ignore that fine print. It is nothing but the likes of window tint. It is just there. Don't let it scare. For 1008 bucks a pill you can cure a cold that's run of the mill. In rare cases you may cause more severe stuff to occur. But don't let that ruffle your fur. We've got pills for that too. Got you covered every which way at your zoo. So trust me like you would a singing bass. Or maybe just blow your nose away from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.