The Con Is Sure On!

Do you think the cat would con you? Nah, I've got better things to do. But then again you may get conned in the end. This is quite the con trend.

Con is on.
Used as a pawn.
Con Artist need not.
Con has a plot.

Contest is here.
Conned I fear.
Con vexed a bit?
How about that shit?

Convincing I must do?
Well who knew?
Conveying I must go.
On with the show.

Convict you won't.
Con I don't.
Consist of bad grammar.
But you won't stammer.

Console a Grammar Nazi.
Wouldn't that be fun to see?
Converse with one though,
And you may get a language blow.

Context of this?
Did that you miss?
Concoct a simple plan.
Soon you'll be a fan.

Conceit in my words?
Tell it to the birds.
Continue can I?
That was a good try.

Consult a psychic pal.
Or maybe ask HAL.
Conspire and you'll fry.
That is no lie.

Constant you must be,
Or a con may find thee.
Confirm that to be true.
I double dare you.

Contain yourself, will you?
I have other things to do.
Conquest is now complete.
Isn't going all con neat?

I'd be here all day conning you at my bay. Con sure gets thrown around a lot. Think language is conning a connect the dot? Notice con words a plenty? There are way more than twenty. I'm all conned out now. I'm sure you'll get over that some how. How does it feel to be conned in mass? I'm just a conning little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.