I have a crazy idea for a Steven Universe alternate timeline

…in which Bizmuth shattered Rose Quartz and lead a protracted war against Homeworld. Five thousand years later, Earth has mostly been disassembled, but Mars, Venus, and several moons have been terraformed by human slaves. Wanting a weapon but unwilling to make any diamonds who might challenge her authority, Bizmuth orders the terraforming of a carbon-rich comet and inoculates it with a single injector. The result should be a powerful-but-loyal Chondrite.

Instead, they get Graphene.

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