Where Is Mr. Lizard When We Need Him?

Where is Mr. Lizard these days? It seems like we could use him.

Who can forget when Mr. Lizard, having grown to freakish size after Ralph Snart fed him radiactive crickets and in the process of being flushed down a toilet awoke and turned out to have the ability to speak, shouted: “WHAT THE HECK’S GOING ON ‘ROUND HERE?” (Or something like that.) Or, when he once remarked: “Drink up, Ralph. Your sobriety annoys me.”

It seems like we could use him these days.