The Neighbor Nut In A Rut!

The cat is glad we got out of that last place. It was becoming a crowded space. Not really crowded for me. But annoying as can be. A bum moved in. That is a sin.

Hey neighbor, how are you?
A greeting to come due.
A grunt they got.
The feeling we caught.

Do you have this?
It must cause bliss.
Can I borrow it?
Soon took the hit.

Pat said no,
And away he did go.
No to the do we have it.
Ended that asking fit.

But then you'd hear,
Just perk up an ear,
Hey neighbor, how are you?
And the same shit came due.

Bugged one and all,
Out in the hall.
If he heard them coming,
That same crap he kept humming.

Yep, he'd open his door.
Couldn't sneak by at your shore.
Like he was staring out the peep hole.
Maybe a peeper is his goal?

Peeper in training.
A bummer who's draining?
Draining all of their stuff.
Never getting enough.

A pack rat maybe?
Hoarding others stuff with glee.
Beats the heck out of me.
Never got a thing from our sea.

Can we have that back,
Heard at my shack.
Some fools gave in.
He must have thought that a win.

No! I'm not done.
I'm still having fun.
I'll get it back soon.
Yeah, and I'm a raccoon.

Ever have neighbors like that? Get suckered in where you're at? Some people are just annoying as can be. Scam artist wannabes that make me flee. Neither a borrower or a lender be. That works for our sea. Especially with idiots like that. They can be peed on by the cat. On neighbors we'll take a pass. They can stay far far away from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.