Any Time, Any Where At Your Lair!

The cat is here all the time. I have a daily chime. So should I say you can read it anytime, anywhere? Hmm, not unless I want to lie at my lair.

Anytime, anywhere.
That doesn't get a care.
No one gives it a second thought.
Except we see through its plot.

Watch, read, play.
All use it on display.
Commercials or ads.
Fun things or fads.

It's used a ton.
But they jumped the gun.
How is that?
Follow the cat.

You're in Timbuktu.
Try to read my zoo.
Whoops, no good.
Need a new hood.

You're out to sea.
You try to read me.
Whoops, not a chance.
Can't even get a glance.

You're high on a mountain top.
You want to leave a comment drop.
Whoops, no connection near,
As you freeze off your rear.

You're in outer space.
A new rhyme you want to embrace.
Whoops, NASA says Hell no.
You miss out at your show.

You're in a deep dark hole.
Criminal deeds were your goal.
But you still want a rhyme.
Whoops, you did the crime.

You have no dough.
No internet in tow.
Whoops, no can do.
But that you knew.

Anywhere, anytime.
A lying chime.
Has been proved.
Weren't you moved?

Moved to think there at your rink? Can't believe all. The cat proved it at his hall. Anywhere, anytime I'll rant away. Unless my tongue got chopped out at my bay and there was no computer on display. Then be screwed with my say. See? Anywhere, anytime is a lie. Proved by this rhyming guy. Now I'm done with my proof pass. No need to thank my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.