A Little Test To Rid The Guest!

 Time for a test.Try your best.Do not fail,Or you may wail.
Whoops, I mean nope.You will cope.Easy as can be.I'm testing thee.
You didn't wail?That's not a fail.So you passed.You didn't get gassed.
Copped you did.No flipping a lid.Flipping a bird?That's absurd.
Or is it?Who needs that shit.You flipped it the bird.Two for two is the word.
I'll have to try,For an oh me oh my.How is that?Who gives a scat.
Yeah, who cares.Get some stares.Walk away and wave.Brave or grave?
The wave was cocky?The grave was rocky?The wave wins?Fill your tins.
Now bury the tin.You get another win.Tossed it aside.3 for 3 with pride.
You passed the test.Aren't you the best.You can now rest.Freeing yourself of that insecure pest.
Can sure spin it around when insecurity is found. Wait, did you go all grave? You have an insecurity that is a fav? Damn, you failed the test? Pffft don't give in to that pest. Flip it the bird and don't give it a word. The cat will give all a pass. You wouldn't want to be failed and gassed by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.